• Strong Oak Tree Sprinkles Nutlings

    Strong Oak Tree Sprinkles Nutlings

    Well, much to the surprise of all of the little Nutlings in attendance last night, that’s a wrap. For 26 years, my wonderful adopted mom, Donna Schwartz of Port Huron, has hosted the annual barbecue…

  • We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby…Or Have We?

    We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby…Or Have We?

    One household, one vote. If some radical, right wing Christian Nationalists had it their way, that would be the law of the land. Right here in 2026, thanks to their roadmap, Project 2025. Not sure…

  • Mouse in the House: Part 1

    Mouse in the House: Part 1

    So, I was sitting on the toilet. At 6:30 am this morning. (Now, that’s a vision you can’t get out of your head, isn’t it???) Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a…

  • Marriage is Hard

    Marriage is Hard

    Marriage is hard. At least, my marriage is hard. At least, my marriage is hard for me. My marriage is probably not as hard for my husband because, well, he gets to be married to…

  • Made of Medal(s)

    Made of Medal(s)

    Staring. The little girl, all of 11 years old, was absolutely staring at Pamela Wall. I wasn’t sure why until I followed her gaze. It was the necklace. Pam was wearing her necklace with all…

  • Set Sail for Autism

    Set Sail for Autism

    So, there’s always a back story, you know? Below is the back story to Sunday’s Set Sail for Autism Race. I was so inspired by Kori Manley, our student sailor: Ya gotta dream of having…

  • Happy 250th Birthday, USA

    Happy 250th Birthday, USA

    Back in 1976, when I was 12 years old, the nation celebrated its 200th anniversary in so many amazing ways. I remember my parents telling me, early in the year, that it would be a…

  • The Kids Are Alright

    The Kids Are Alright

    A participation prize??? All I won was a lousy participation prize??? I believe I was the only adult who participated in the July 4 sandcastle building contest on our beach today. For sure, I can…

  • Finding My Voice

    Finding My Voice

    Why is Patti Grumpy and why is she speaking out at public meetings? Check out my latest essay, below: At 62, I have finally – FINALLY – become a loudmouthed badass. And that’s Ms. Badass…

  • Every Day is Pride Day

    Every Day is Pride Day

    This is just a friendly reminder: Just because Pride Month is over, it doesn’t mean we stop celebrating our friends in the LGBTQIA+ community. A few years ago, I met a new business owner who…